The Shoplifting One. Trago Mills Final Installment

Anyone who has been to Trago Mills will know that time moves differently there

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This is a true story

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Names have been changed in this one to protect the identity of my relative

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Two pens. But when? How? Crash zoom by a Luddite

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Honestly, the managers narration about where we’d been, in what order, in what manner (you then proceeded via the second floor stairs…) went on and on and on…

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Here’s the upside down bit. It was fun to draw – suggesting the list continues as nauseum on the reverse of my scroll map – but probably annoying to read

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Oops. ‘Tomb’ is Walter’s nickname. Too tired to go back and re photograph.
Hopefully, Trago Mills will remember this episode with fondness too and see my blog as a sort of advert. I’d certainly want to check out a luxury bookmark carousel only one aisle away from catering sized tubs of Flumps and I know many others who will almost definitely make the journey to have a look too. But none of them shoplift, unlike Walter, my third cousin twice removed.
And finally. A lovely cartoon from a twitter friend in homage to Trago.Thank you to Zoe Alker

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Ps the yellow thing is a Rowe’s pasty

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2 Responses to The Shoplifting One. Trago Mills Final Installment

  1. thats funny, bit of an ordeal 🙂

  2. remind me to tell you about how I was kicked out of sainsburies in Sydenham for eating leftovers in the café

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